your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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