I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Dignity is for republicans.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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