Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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