she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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