why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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