that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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