We're facebook friends in real life
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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