If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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