you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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