He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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