It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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