There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
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