i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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