I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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