yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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