8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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