Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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