Reggie can tackle my bush.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Randomize
