TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
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