I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
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