Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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