I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
He did a backflip because drugs
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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