perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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