he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Quick, to the slutcave!
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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