My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Randomize
