Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Randomize
