Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
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