Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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