I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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