He is such a slut. More and more my type.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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