yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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