Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
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