does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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