He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Randomize
