Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
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