Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Randomize
