I hate your face
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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