She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
We're too hungover to prance.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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