I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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