hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
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