I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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