in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
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