so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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