I only kidnapped one of them. chill
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
The ass gains better be worth it
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