he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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