You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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