You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
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