people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
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