i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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