if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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