you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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