Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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