How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
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